holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
have you ever read something incredibly sexy from someone and your stomach drops and your face gets all hot and you get dizzy and extremely turned on and then it passes and you’re just like holy shit what just happened
i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’